I couldn’t actually believe I was pregnant yet. Even though my clothes weren’t fitting it was still hard to believe I was growing a human in my body. That’s like all creepy alien movie type thing. But it was happening.
Garrett is not super perceptive. Actually he’s not perceptive at all.
“Those are not your usual clothes.”
“Thank you, Captain Obvious.”
“You know…I mean this in the nicest way…those look like maternity clothes. You might want to get some new clothes that look less…pregnanty.”
Garrett also has a way with words. That Communications degree is really working out for him
“Garrett. You’re an idiot.”
“Yes, I’m pregnant, you goof!”
“Oh. You look wonderful! Not fat at all.”
“You should probably shut your mouth at this point.”
“Yeah. Can I…touch it?”
“Duh. You put it there.”
“So…there’s a human in there. Like in the movie Alien? It’s gonna come all busting out of there in some sort of sci-fi way!”
“And that’s why you are my soulmate.”
“OH MY GOD! You’re dad is going to kill me for ruining your college degree!”
“What are you talking about?!”
“I HAVE TO GET A JOB!”
“Uhh…are you ok?”
“Does your dad know yet? Should I hide?”
“No, he doesn’t know yet. Uhm…I’m gonna call you a doctor.”
“I have to tell him before he finds out from someone else.”
Maybe I shouldn’t have told Garrett yet? He doesn’t seem mentally stable anymore.